Is there any possibilty of setting up a Samaritans-style helpline for those of us suffering from extreme over-exposure to the expression, “the most vulnerable in society?”
Anyone says “The most vulnerable in society” - take a drink
Gerry Adams sneers - take a drink
Enda pauses dramatically - take a drink
Enda says “let me be clear” or “make no mistake” - take 2 drinks
Ming smokes a spliff - drink the bottle
Joan’s voice shatters glass in Dail press gallery - 2 drinks
Anyone says “sustained growth” - take a drink
Anyone says “regime” - take a drink
Anyone says “regime change” - celebrate!
Anyone in opposition says “austerity” - take a drink
Anyone in government says “austerity” - drink the bottle
Just heard on the Pat Kenny Show: “Coming up - Paddy O’Gorman talks to a woman who will *return to robbing *if the budget hits her again!” (Presumably she was robbing during the boom times when there was giveaway budgets!)