Caption Competition


The Undateables, Channel 4, Thursday 9PM


“An election is like a box of chocolates”


Lost in Fiscal Space


“Oh Joan your sexhy Labour Whays makes my Frankfurter Shway!” (with apologies to Eamon Gilmore)


Joan was just keeping your seat warm Michael.
Let’s keep the (FF) recovery going.


Oh Joan, tis like we’re Europeans, sitting outside drinking our coffee like.
Oh yess, Enda, sitting at the very heart of Europe like! :open_mouth:



Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!




****Little Hans Trump
Was heard to harrumph

“This limey continues to linger!”

He stuck in his thumb
Where Nigel speaks from
And said

“Mini-Me… Smell my finger!”****


:laughing: A poet too!

Me mammy sowed the E.K. onto the front thigh so I’d know they were mine, proper chav. Can I keep the glasses, pet?


EK to girl: “You was my brother, Leo, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me, just a little bit, so I wouldn’t have to take them dives for the IMF money…I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am”.

Mother to girl (offstage): “Come along now darling grandad is waiting next door”

Cut to Grandad’s room.

Girl to Mother: “Who was that weird old man with the glasses? He said he used to run to country - like weird or what”

Mother to Girl: “Yes darling he ran the country once”.

Girl to Mother: “But he’s like so weird?”

Mother to Girl: “Darling he was one of the better ones”.


The Government is trying to put together a definitive timeline as to when Ms Fitzgerald knew about a Garda plan to discredit whistleblower Maurice McCabe.
Maybe Leo, knew all along? These are our leaders.


Our leader arrives for work, reading the Indo, 4 December


Hey Leo, Do you even lift?


And to think he has a Spin Unit that costs €5m a yr. Eejits


Our Arlene visits Government Buildings


Any video of that?


It’s six months ago, but I thought it a most apt reflection for the political climate. A picture paints a thousand words and such