Dutch to Introduce 'Drivers License for Bankers'


There was us thinking all you needed was a meglomanics outlook on your own personal fiefdom of Ireland or a pair of sunglasses stapled to your head. Apparently there is more to running a bank. Whodatunkit.

The test in Ireland will consist of:

  • do you know x?
  • are you godfather to y or z?
  • do you now or have you ever donated to FF?
  • do you have a ready supply of post-its?
    (The last is an optional requirement…).

The Chinese already do this and not just for bankers.


I think a driver’s licence for politicians would be far more useful.

After all, they’re the fuckers that issue them.