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April 10th 2009 will mark the first anniversary of Donie Cassidy’s prediction that House prices will rise between 25% and 30%. He promised to return to the Senate and remind everyone that “He told us so”.
All true Irish patriots will want to mark this great day, and celebrate the 38% to 44% house price increase that must happen between now and then.
Six months might seem a little early to start talking about this, but for a party of this size you can’t start too early. Major agricultural shows take almost the full year to organize.
So start planning, put that week aside in your calendar. The First Annual Donie Cassidy day will fall on a Friday, so you might want to start thinking about taking a long weekend.
And this isn’t just a Dublin thing. Even culchies can celebrate the first annual Donie Cassidy day. Sure isn’t he one of our own.
Suggested Events for the first Annual Donie Cassidy day:
- Host a charity breakfast and ask for donations of 25p to 30p to
symbolise the increase in house prices. - Wear a T-Shirt that’s 25% to 30% too big.
- Spend 25% to 30% more for your lunch that day.
- Drive on the Right hand side of the road for a day.
April 1st isn’t the only day when we celebrate the nation’s biggest idiots. Now, nine days later you can join us in celebrating the biggest of them all, at the First Annual Donie Cassidy day.
-Rd