"My analyst says Death is my subsitute for God..."

says Woody Allen in some film or other… good thing he didn’t have these analysts:
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(Oh come on, the no glee can’t possibly apply to Wall St. pump-monkeys?)

*expelled wondering what the equivalent returns for Irish investment advisors are…

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Well, that’s okay then, isn’t it? The next time there’s a famine in Africa, we should tell them that it isn’t because there isn’t enough food, there’s just too many people!