Ridiculous Photoshopping

[magoko101]

Just spotted this beauty…

daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=535477

Check out the pictures… I mean why photoshop a famine cottage selling for €50k?
N it looks like the weather may have been ok on the day the pics were taken anyway.

All it’s missing is the wide camera lens to give the cottage a sense of space

[The_Unwelcome_Guest]

https://mediacache-s3eu.daft.ie/oGjLXWrhmoM2Ap_tNvi4fgzJA0xUxDv1h_MvjBJ29oltPWRhZnQmbD02MDA=.jpg

“Yeah I know it looks odd but sure just bung it up on the f*cking website, will ya…”

[Mossy_Heneberry]

1 Bedroom, 10 Bathrooms

WTF!

[yoganmahew]

@Mossy_Heneberry

1 Bedroom, 10 Bathrooms

WTF!

That’ll be the one organic acre… as long as you keep eating your muesli, you keep your land organic. Personally, I think you can dig more than ten holes on an acre…

[karlos_the_jackal]

Seamless photoshopping there

[fishfoodie]

Obviously not the work of the Pins Photoshop maestro. He’d have put in a nice Ferrari & maybe a couple of strippers

[ewd3]

I will offer 16 fish, a camel, delaney’s donkey and a bag of acid

they’re obviously aiming for the Psychadelic soul searching brigade.

[Bigby]

I do like the way the clouds are the exact same in the first and second photos - its the attention to detail that really counts.

[honeysuckle]

“It can easily qualify as an organic farm and with the help of a poly tunnel self and self sufficiently is very achievable, after planting some fruit trees etc and keeping livestock such as chickens, kone kone pigs a Kerry cow or some goats or ponies. This could also supplement a family’s income by selling off surplus fruit and organic vegetables in the local Country markets.”

What is a kone kone pig and where do you get them?

[bilbot79]

It looks like you just stumbled onto the set of the teletubbies!

[fishfoodie]

@Barney Gumble

The whole text is funny - bear in mind that it says it comes with ONE acre:

@Some EA Bullshitter

The cottage is a traditional famine cottage with exposed stone interior walls; etc. It is in need of buckets of hard work and lots of love and attention. The buildings next to the property would easily be converted to a granny flat or rental accommodation. The cottage is extremely private and not over looked. The cottage is approached off the main road via a short driveway. The property would appeal to somebody looking for a lifestyle change and the land is of a quality which would make self sufficiency very achievable. The land is all in one block and laid out in paddocks. It still retains the original large range of out buildings which could be put to many uses. This is a small holding consisting of 1 acre of grazing land suitable for silage; It can easily qualify as an organic farm and with the help of a poly tunnel self and self sufficiently is very achievable, after planting some fruit trees etc and keeping livestock such as chickens, kone kone pigs a Kerry cow or some goats or ponies. This could also supplement a family’s income by selling off surplus fruit and organic vegetables in the local Country markets. The cottage needs total modernization.

Wow - a whole acre in a single block! It must be like the Pampas there. And trying to be self sufficient on a **single **acre? A famine cottage would appear to be the appropriate venue for such an experiment.

Well this is Ireland, so the EA probably expects the new owner to claim CAP subsidies for 2,000 Hectares of Wheat & 800 cattle.

[Open_Window]

Hundreds and even thousands of photos are often done in batch jobs so many will be rushed. Its nothing unusual. They use to be printed in very small in papers so it was less obvious as print is not very high def where as the net is showing things in another light.

[magoko101]

@Open Window

Hundreds and even thousands of photos are often done in batch jobs so many will be rushed. Its nothing unusual. They use to be printed in very small in papers so it was less obvious as print is not very high def where as the net is showing things in another light.

Can you see crazy in a different light? This is just ridiculous… my guess is the EA got tired of playing solitaire n decided to spruce up every picture they’d ever taken

[BoyRacer]

How 'bout this one → daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=863647

[Coles2]

Or this one…

https://mediacache-s3eu.daft.ie/qN6RSOfdf0S-IyEJTfp3P6rM34ebI23pXFHH9XRtMiVtPWRhZnQmZT00MDB4MzAw.jpg

If only it was so easy to repair a roof in real life.

[OneOfBertiesBoys]

@BoyRacer

How 'bout this one → daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=863647

Incredible. Literally.

[magoko101]

@Coles2

Or this one…

https://mediacache-s3eu.daft.ie/qN6RSOfdf0S-IyEJTfp3P6rM34ebI23pXFHH9XRtMiVtPWRhZnQmZT00MDB4MzAw.jpg

If only it was so easy to repair a roof in real life.

I love it…

Originally built as a Corn Mill this substantial property is located between Rosscarbery & Leap. Spanning over four floors (including a basement level) there is Full Planning Permission (for both residential & retail use) to renovate and restore this building to its former glory.

Set on C. 0.75 acre with a southerly rear aspect and the River Roury being the boundary across which lies Dromillihy Forest. This property has huge potential to be a unique full time home or given its location perhaps a holiday/weekend retreat.

How many folk want to live in a flippin Corn Mill eh? Even if it is restored to it’s former glory

[Tis_Meself]

Looking at the photo of the D7 Rental:
Am I right in assuming that the following - a large hallway, a large fully fitted kitchen, 4 double bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, living room, and storage.
Plus all the noted goodies such as Parking (or stabling in this case?!?) Central Heating Cable Television Washing Machine Dryer Dishwasher Microwave Internet …

ALL FIT INTO THE WELLINGTON MONUMENT?

[Bigby]

hey - what can I tell you - its a big monument.

[johnnyskeleton]

myhome.ie/residential/brochure/apt-4-34-ushers-quay-south-city-centre-dublin-8/253662

In photo 4 they took out the blue sky and forgot to replace it. So there’s a seagull floating against a white empty vaccuum. But then they fix it in the next one, damn near seamless.