Masterful! This is presumably the estate agent equivalent of a phd thesis. A lesser person might just white “A ground floor apartment in Dun Laoghaire”, but that’s why the estate agents are estate agents and they’re not. 5 points deducted for missing an opportunity to say “deceptively spacious”, though.
The description also mentions the brands of all items in the kitchen (which is one of those kitchens where the cooker has been carefully placed to make it almost impossible to use), even though they’re mostly from the cheaper end of the DID electrical catalogue. Do estate agents get paid by the word, or something? There seems to be an awful lot of padding going on here.
Bonus; it’s close to about 15 things!