Stupid things EAs say


#41

myhome.ie/residential/brochu … -8/2990883

28 Lismore Road,Inchicore,Dublin 8

Ahem :angry: 28 Lismore Road,Crumlin,Dublin 12


#42

Phil and Kirsty would sue for slander.

Stay classy Castle.


#43

kirstieandphil.com/about-us/

Some house hunting show on Channel 4 apparently.


#44

You’d think they could do something with the Queen Vic.


#45

m.independent.ie/life/home-garde … 42133.html


#46

Castle estate agents :unamused:

myhome.ie/residential/brochure/40-elizabeth-street-drumcondra-dublin-9/2983362

First line of ad - “PHIL & KIRSTY WOULD BUY THIS GEM …”


#47

nice enough looking house to be fair; but the EA spiel :smiley:
daft.ie/sales/newcastle-cros … rd/946686/


#48

I quite liked the line “room for some gym equipment to relax on”.

I’m not sure you’re using that equipment quite right…


#49

:laughing:


#50

Castle’s “Patrick Leonard” … who is apparently “delighted to present No. 40 Elizabeth Street to the Drumcondra market” (or is that massive), has done a great disservice to all above-the-knee-double-amputee-photographers with this shoddy exhibition of low-slung iCameraism.


#51

I just assumed that he must be about 50cm tall… a very strange choice of photo position indeed…


#52

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you have been warned… 8DD


#53

So good the BER is X rated! 8-


#54

"Private westerly rear garden not overlooked whatsoever to the rear”
Except for the MASSIVE OFFICE BLOCK IN THE PICTURE.

myhome.ie/residential/brochu … in/3124018


#55

and the houses to the left


#56

Look just because you can’t see the future don’t blame the EA :slight_smile:

Another 20 years the trees will have grown up.


#57

prob cos we just couldn’t handle all the excitement, the BEST house AND an amazing BER all in one place… just being considerate really…


#58

What that photo doesn’t reveal is the Frascati Road lies between the back wall and that massive office block!

At least you wouldn’t be overlooked outside of working hours. :smiley:


#59

that is just fab.


#60

and the tenants in the shed.