We have had to endure a painful week where the windbaggerati of the IT property section confronted the thorny twin issues of Truth and Auctioneers . I thought the auctioneers conceded the point .
Then a friend brought this ad to my attention today
First a picture
Now a description
Where exactly is the fucking THATCH ???*
I can certainly see a scrim of weeds growing along the top of the walls on top of a hulk that’s open to the skies .
€195k for a thatched cottage with no thatch is a bit rich , very 2006 to my eyes.
Now more description
I see Briars people , not shrubs. Only a D4 type would call a briar a shrub .
2 Pack your standards are much to high
all I want is a ROOF over my head
thats what a THATCH is .
Superb view of the stars and open plan.
Open Plans are not VERTICAL Duplex , jeez
I think some of the mature trees & shrubs are actually in the Kitchen.
Ive never seen a velux that big before.